Attacking Impotence

In 2014 Alan Pardew’s Newcastle United have failed to score in 18 out of 38 Premier League matches (47,4%).

Source: Historic NUFC results


Alan Pardew’s league record when losing at half time stands at P 47 W 1 D 7 L 38 (10 points salvaged from a possible 141).

Source: Historic NUFC results


Alan Pardew’s Newcastle United went 102 games without scoring from a corner.


  • Laurent Robert 32

    Pardew out. Enough of the lies, deceit and sheer inept management.

  • robert shola clement

    The corner stat surely has to be some kind of record

  • David

    The corner has been the same for as long as I can remember. Me and my mates just call it “The Mike Williamson” as every corner we take is aimed at Mike Williamson, who peels off to the back post in the same manor every time. But it’s not only the corners, it’s free kicks that we play into the box as well. I bet opposition teams don’t even spend a minute preparing defending set pieces before playing us.